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Blue Naked Lady
Date Submitted: October 22, 2011, 7:24 pm GMT
Last Updated: October 22, 2011, 7:35 pm GMT
Submitted By: juice09 (member since November 19, 2009)
Name: Blue Naked Lady
State/Province: Salt Lake City, Utah
Logo: Naked Lady / Mudflap Girl
Colour: Light Blue
Shape: Round
Report Quality Rating: (5 stars, 4 votes)
Description: Another press packed with amphetamines. Unlike most of the MDMA + Amp combo pills making their way around Utah at the moment, it seems that this press was intended to be a speed pill as it contains a relatively high dose of amps and a low dose of MDMA. I have a hefty amphetamine tolerance as a result of past methamphetamine abuse, yet I felt a noticeable dopamine surge after consuming only a single pill. After 3 pills, some minor "rolling" serotonergic activity can be observed, but it's barely noticeable and easily overshadowed.

My guess is a fat oral dose of methamphetamine or amphetamine (in racemic form), with a miniscule dose of MDMA (20mg at best).
Suspected Contents: Methamphetamine
Rating: Adulterated
Warning: yes
Tested: no
Consumed: yes
User Report: I bought these hoping they would be the same press as the whoregasmic purple ladies. After picking them up, I realized I was a dipshit. Two people told me these pills were "great", and they believed them to contain MDMA. Positive word of mouth gave me the balls to consume with assurance that they weren't pipes.

-Me and some friends all began by consuming one pill. The pill washed down my throat and I was left with a salty bitter flavor. Not too bad. Not strong. Low dose of MDMA I thought.

-30 minutes after consuming, I notice one of my friends is talking a lot and not allowing other people to properly respond to her comments. This girl is known for her inability to shut the fuck up or listen to others on amps.

-45 minutes after consuming, I'm starting to feel it. I'm beginning to feel confident, my mind is starting to race with potential conversation topics, music is sounding better, I'm looking sexier, and cigarettes are starting to get really motherfucking satisfying. I pop another one.

-After 2 hours, I am extremely fucking high and amped the fuck up. Strong sense of satisfaction and euphoria. But unfortunately, no roll. No feelings of empathy aside from the shallow selfish version of empathy amphetamine gives you. Everyone is talking a lot, the conversation never ends, we're getting deep and analytical.

-3 hours after consuming the first pill, I took my third. When this one kicked in, I began to feel a minor roll. It didn't stick around for long though, it lasted an hour maximum. Or at least I only noticed it for an hour. It's difficult to focus on how you feel when you physically can not stop talking.

-The dopamine buzz lasted several more hours. The duration of action surpassed that of dextroamphetamine or Adderall, so I strongly believe that these contain methamphetamine.

-My heart rate was sped up beyond belief, blood pressure was dangerously high, and I got severe but vivid head rushes upon standing. I was able to sleep on my first attempt 12 hours after consuming, but I am amphetamine tolerant and I would presume people intolerant to amps should anticipate a (much) longer period of wake time. I slept 4 hours, and upon waking, I felt the typical symptoms of an amphetamine comedown. Which in my experience eclipses the MDMA comedown in every way.

If you like speed, these are some fun pills. If not, avoid.
Pill Report: Blue Naked Lady
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Posted on October 22, 2011, 7:56 pm GMT by all0y (member since January 11, 2010)
These appear to be a lighter blue than the naked ladies in this test -

but the naked ladies above tested nicely, idk if it was his camera that didnt show the lightness of the pills or if there is two completely different "FAT" batches of pills going around of the same press... kinda weird.
Posted on October 22, 2011, 8:12 pm GMT by folley (member since April 26, 2011)
These look a lot like the light blue meth bombs we get around Wa
Posted on October 22, 2011, 8:18 pm GMT by yanker (member since March 10, 2011)
Nice report and pic. Just curious did u enjoy em at least? Didn't sound like u had a horrible experience which is good. Glad u didn't get some other bullshit chemical where it makes u feel like ur gona die. Thumbs up on the report
Posted on October 22, 2011, 8:26 pm GMT by juice09 (member since November 19, 2009)
@ all0y - I believe that is a different press. It's difficult to be certain given the quality of that picture but they appear to be a different press. Looks like there are 3 separate lady batches going around my area right now, counting the high-dose MDMA back-to-back lady that comes in green and purple:
Posted on October 22, 2011, 8:32 pm GMT by juice09 (member since November 19, 2009)
@ yanker : Thanks amigo. I'm not gonna lie, I definitely enjoyed them. Throughout the entire day I felt a general sense of euphoria.
Posted on October 22, 2011, 9:21 pm GMT by rollwithme123 (member since February 19, 2011)
Fat pills only means more filler bullshit!
Posted on October 22, 2011, 9:33 pm GMT by lou801isretarded (member since October 5, 2011)
Juice!! Great report, thank you for sharing your experience.

@All0y, the pills in the report you linked and these are different for sure. The others were more purple, and a mix of two colors (not specks). And the pill shape/size and score (other had pokeball score) look different.

Everyone should be careful, there seem to be a few different kinds of naked ladies in Utah right now, some even the same color (different lady press) and size. Carefully make decisions on which pill you consume if you do consume. But I heard of a few either in Utah or on their way.

Thanks again for a good report!! While I'd avoid them as I'm not a huge fan of amps, I'm glad you had a good experience. :) I am VERY happy people are posting often from Utah!! I want us to have a reputation of reporting bad pills that gets back to people who are producing dangerous/false pills.

Salt City Jungle Dweller ;)~
Posted on October 23, 2011, 4:17 am GMT by lou801isretarded (member since October 5, 2011)
Just tested these, Juice got it exactly right. Marquis went orange fast, real dark, then dark brown/orange.
Posted on October 23, 2011, 5:47 pm GMT by facedbeyond (Moderator)
this is a bangin ass report, i appreciate your ability to spell correctly and your use of proper grammar. its nice when a user report doesnt look like a 14 yr olds text message!!!
Posted on October 23, 2011, 7:08 pm GMT by plagues (member since March 21, 2011)
@facedbeyond-could not agree more. Juice is a solid PR poster.

@Lou- "I am VERY happy people are posting often from Utah!! I want us to have a reputation of reporting bad pills that gets back to people who are producing dangerous/false pills."

A man after my own heart. I really appreciate all your posting/testing and knowledge about what's available in the area. This is a very admirable mission Lou :)
Posted on October 23, 2011, 8:29 pm GMT by lou801isretarded (member since October 5, 2011)
:) Utah kicks ass, all of the reporters from here are doing a great job lately! Loving it!!

Here is a reagents test on these pills...
Posted on October 24, 2011, 12:49 am GMT by jimsteele (member since January 16, 2011)
Enjoyable read!.... and what facedbeyond said
Posted on October 28, 2011, 6:55 am GMT by puffthedragon (member since August 20, 2009)
does anyone know about red naked lady pills in ca, im in bay area just heard of some from guy i get pills from cant find one report of red pills, the closest i can find is a report for a supposed red pill thats way light and pink not red. does anyone have any info for some reason its some what diffuclt to find any good reports on these. thanks
Posted on November 22, 2011, 6:46 pm GMT by blah blah (member since September 21, 2011)

Not meth brutha. Just got offered these yesterday and passed the fuck up...
Posted on November 22, 2011, 8:40 pm GMT by juice09 (member since November 19, 2009)
^ That's a different pill you moron. Same lady press (it's a common press), but clearly different pill from a different area. These have already been tested by Lou and the results clearly indicate amphetamines.
Posted on November 23, 2011, 5:02 pm GMT by raverrasta420 (member since May 27, 2011)
I tested well me and a friend tested some that look a lot like this same press and same color but tested fine and im in Cal i know it may be a different press but is it possible that the amount of MDMA in these fooled my testing kit cause i know the line of goods from here? It did show maybe some AMP but overall the reaction from all the testing was more MDMA then AMP?
Posted on November 23, 2011, 5:28 pm GMT by raverrasta420 (member since May 27, 2011)
just realized this is from a month ago in Utah. Good chance i have a new batch all together.
Posted on November 23, 2011, 5:48 pm GMT by keepitsafe801 (member since November 23, 2011)
You wanna know what I fucking hate about pills lately?! The fact that somebody makes a good MDMA pill, and then somebody HAS to fucking make a copycat it seems like! My friend in Cali had Blue naked ladies just the other day and they were legit legit MDMA. Tested them and everything. Now, if some of those made their way down here, there would be both good, and bad ones. That's when people start overdosing and getting hurt. They get the good ones, double drop, having a great time, buy some more, they happen to be bad, they eat a few, can't handle meth, have a horrible trip, end up in the hospital, or some bullshit like that! why can't people just fucking stay legit!? people find out if your shit is bad, then you wouldn't be able to sell it anyway! so make it good, keep up a rep, and keep everyone in the SLC happy dammit! XD
Posted on November 23, 2011, 6:47 pm GMT by raverrasta420 (member since May 27, 2011)
haha agreed dude! i have some of these too and they tested fine i do suspect some amp because this press almost always has some from my experience and the test showed some but overall mine seem like good old MDMA i will report on after taken.
Posted on December 2, 2011, 4:12 am GMT by tylah (member since December 2, 2011)
BOMB for mixing :)